It’s tax day, ya’ll! You know what you have to do: count up all the doors and windows in your house (jib doors count as two doors and one window), also count each room including closets. Any wardrobes if you have them. Built-in cabinets . . . just because. Write the sum on a piece of paper. Take the paper down to the IRS office and they will tell you how much you owe–it’ll probably be alot. Which serves you right for having all those closets, doors, windows, wardrobes, built-in cabinets, and especially jib windows! Didn’t your mama tell you they were taxed?